cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
cleophatrajones:

tarrad7in:

negz107:

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

Mufti Menk dropping his realness upon us.

Dayummmm

Well shit…

cleophatrajones:

tarrad7in:

negz107:

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

Mufti Menk dropping his realness upon us.

Dayummmm

Well shit…

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend
vnhrrs:

i thought this was a brain cut in half at first

vnhrrs:

i thought this was a brain cut in half at first

egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

ohthestuffoflegends:

that’s it that’s the entire Doctor/companion relationship

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

rynnay:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

hgprime:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

adriofthedead:

Versatile adj. Capable of doing many things competently.

excuse me but you’re missing the best one

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4b4142708673748a62047d31f0dba4a/tumblr_mry65bWxMz1qj7u8ao1_500.gif

I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Wacky fun…

I’d tend to agree:

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excuse me you forgot someone

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